Kate Gosselin Is Not Proud On How She Treated Jon

Kate Gosselin is not proud
of how she treated Jon,
She should be more worried
about her children, the pawns.
Both Jon and Kate really
make me sick,
I would like to take them both
out and beat them with sticks!!!
Now that everything is said
and done,
It looks like neither of them won!!!
They should both shut up and just
get back together,
Get their lives back and stay off
Television forever!!!!!

Jon Gosselin Is A Big Baby

Jon Gosselin is a big baby,
Just look what he did to his
kids and his lady,
He hooked up with
some young skank,
Took all their money
out of the bank.
Now he wants to apologize,
No one wants to hear
his cries,
No one wants to hear
his lies,
Get out the public
while you still can,
Show some pride
and that you are a man.

You Fooled Us All

She's the hottest on the big screen,
The creme of the crop,
Her face, that of a beauty queen,
A pair of legs that just won't stop!!!
It's all been a big lie!!!
I hate to say this.....
Megan Fox is a guy!!!
At first I couldn't believe my eyes,
But there was always something I could not place,
There always seemed to be something wrong with her face,
Now I know what was amiss,
Megan's whole look was all lies.
She's a man they say,
But this is not how she'll stay.
Her facade will then become true,
Yet still, the joke is on you.
Megan Fox,
You fooled us all,
I wonder if it'll all bite you in the ass,
If your popularity will fall,
Once you have become a lass,
Will Hollywood give you a call???
How will the men of the world react to this???
How will they react to this man who got away with ....
Being a miss!!!!

The Man With One Glove

Let me tell you about the Michael Jackson we all know and love,
Michael Jackson, The man with one glove,
His voice was priceless, spun like gold,
His words magnificent, art to be told.
Feet so light, he floated upon the air,
His life, so short, why it just is not fair!
"How could he be taken so quickly?", I ask.
Michael was not done, he had not finished his task!
You did not give us time to blink,
You did not give us time to think,
You took him without giving us time to feel,
You took him without our knowing how to heal.
Michael's story has now been told,
It seems that now he will never grow old.
Peter Pan, he was, in Neverland,
And now it is how he will stay,
Young forever, if you may.
God, you must help me and hold my hand
Please give me away to understand.
I must have some time so that I may face,
The King of Pop has left our place.
The star we loved from boy to man,
Surely, my Lord this was not the plan.
The World as we know needed Michael longer,
It seems my Lord, your need of him was much stronger.
Perhaps my Lord, you needed his love,
Michael, Michael, the man with one glove.
I feel the world in its' daze.....
We all just can't believe that he is gone!
How do we manage to get along?
How do we get past this phase?
What do we do?
What do we say?
Our days are endless, bleak and gray.
It seems as if we always knew......
That our dear, sweet Michael would go away.....
Michael always had love to give,
Oh God! Why, oh, why could he not live?!!!
His words, his love, it broadened our days,
His music, his message, helped us in many ways.
What he left us will live on forever,
His message we will always treasure!
He had just so much love to give,
Why could he just not live?
Please make our days brighter through this despair,
As we curse you my Lord, it just is not fair!
Now our lives will be a monotonous task,
Why did you have to take him I ask?
The Michael we all know and love,
The King, The Legend,
The Man With One Glove.

"Is George Clooney Gay?"

His smile makes our hearts flutter whenever he looks our way,
Still I find myself asking, "Is George Clooney Gay?"
Not that it matters to me you see,
Its just I read an article in People recently,
Brad Pitt had been asked a question about George Clooney,
This is the part where it gets a bit looney,
When asked about marriage, Brad said he and Angie would,
Their one condition is when George and his partner could.
Now this is the part where I am confused,
Its only gay people who try to marry and get refused.
Still I find myself asking, "Is George Clooney gay?"
I know we see him with women now and then,
Perhaps he is like Rock Hudson and likes to play pretend.
I don't understand why it would matter in this day and age,
Its not like being gay is to be kept like a beast locked in a cage.
You can be gay in Hollywood and still have fans,
I will tell you I still love George Clooney whether he likes women or a man.

Watching Chris Brown on Larry King

Anyone who has ever hit a woman always has an excuse,
They will say anything but admit to the abuse,
It seems that Chris Brown isn't different than any other man,
He won't admit to being an abuser, just as none of them can.
They are all big and bad as they strike you with their fists,
It looks like this happens to all, even to Chris.
Look at him on Larry King try to avoid the issue,
Feel my sorrow as I go get him his tissue.
Did he think of these things as he beat poor Rihanna's face???
There relationship seemed pretty good, what a waste!!!
I bet this wasn't the first time he laid a hand on her.
Abuse like that just doesn't come in a blur!!!
There are always signs of what is yet to come.
It just seems us ladies, why we are way too dumb!!!
Chris Brown just didn't start hurting her without a thought.
This was just the first time he went so far that he got caught.
He can blame anyone he wants for all I care,
He knows what really happened, he was there,
Watching Chris Brown on Larry King,
Why it made me want to vomit,
I hope no one wants to hear Chris Brown sing,
I hope someone finds a way to stop it.

Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me

Hit after Hit,
The Movies I make,
Making all the ladies knees shake,
Who am I??
Who could I be??
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's me.
I once had a wife,
I found our paths were no longer one,
I wanted kids,
She wanted none.
Then into my life walked in this woman,
Three adopted kids already under her bosom,
I found Angie and I were in sync,
I became part of her clan without a blink,
I just jumped right in,
Didn't give myself time to think.
I adopted her children without a thought,
She got pregnant and I was caught.
Three more babies she brought me,
Of her egg and my sperm,
Perfect little children,
All three superb.
Now here I am the father of six,
Not ready yet to make that leap,
Angie and I still living in sin,
But its ok, look at me grin.
The man all you men want to be,
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me.