Kate Gosselin Is Not Proud On How She Treated Jon

Kate Gosselin is not proud
of how she treated Jon,
She should be more worried
about her children, the pawns.
Both Jon and Kate really
make me sick,
I would like to take them both
out and beat them with sticks!!!
Now that everything is said
and done,
It looks like neither of them won!!!
They should both shut up and just
get back together,
Get their lives back and stay off
Television forever!!!!!

Jon Gosselin Is A Big Baby

Jon Gosselin is a big baby,
Just look what he did to his
kids and his lady,
He hooked up with
some young skank,
Took all their money
out of the bank.
Now he wants to apologize,
No one wants to hear
his cries,
No one wants to hear
his lies,
Get out the public
while you still can,
Show some pride
and that you are a man.

You Fooled Us All

She's the hottest on the big screen,
The creme of the crop,
Her face, that of a beauty queen,
A pair of legs that just won't stop!!!
It's all been a big lie!!!
I hate to say this.....
Megan Fox is a guy!!!
At first I couldn't believe my eyes,
But there was always something I could not place,
There always seemed to be something wrong with her face,
Now I know what was amiss,
Megan's whole look was all lies.
She's a man they say,
But this is not how she'll stay.
Her facade will then become true,
Yet still, the joke is on you.
Megan Fox,
You fooled us all,
I wonder if it'll all bite you in the ass,
If your popularity will fall,
Once you have become a lass,
Will Hollywood give you a call???
How will the men of the world react to this???
How will they react to this man who got away with ....
Being a miss!!!!

The Man With One Glove

Let me tell you about the Michael Jackson we all know and love,
Michael Jackson, The man with one glove,
His voice was priceless, spun like gold,
His words magnificent, art to be told.
Feet so light, he floated upon the air,
His life, so short, why it just is not fair!
"How could he be taken so quickly?", I ask.
Michael was not done, he had not finished his task!
You did not give us time to blink,
You did not give us time to think,
You took him without giving us time to feel,
You took him without our knowing how to heal.
Michael's story has now been told,
It seems that now he will never grow old.
Peter Pan, he was, in Neverland,
And now it is how he will stay,
Young forever, if you may.
God, you must help me and hold my hand
Please give me away to understand.
I must have some time so that I may face,
The King of Pop has left our place.
The star we loved from boy to man,
Surely, my Lord this was not the plan.
The World as we know needed Michael longer,
It seems my Lord, your need of him was much stronger.
Perhaps my Lord, you needed his love,
Michael, Michael, the man with one glove.
I feel the world in its' daze.....
We all just can't believe that he is gone!
How do we manage to get along?
How do we get past this phase?
What do we do?
What do we say?
Our days are endless, bleak and gray.
It seems as if we always knew......
That our dear, sweet Michael would go away.....
Michael always had love to give,
Oh God! Why, oh, why could he not live?!!!
His words, his love, it broadened our days,
His music, his message, helped us in many ways.
What he left us will live on forever,
His message we will always treasure!
He had just so much love to give,
Why could he just not live?
Please make our days brighter through this despair,
As we curse you my Lord, it just is not fair!
Now our lives will be a monotonous task,
Why did you have to take him I ask?
The Michael we all know and love,
The King, The Legend,
The Man With One Glove.

"Is George Clooney Gay?"

His smile makes our hearts flutter whenever he looks our way,
Still I find myself asking, "Is George Clooney Gay?"
Not that it matters to me you see,
Its just I read an article in People recently,
Brad Pitt had been asked a question about George Clooney,
This is the part where it gets a bit looney,
When asked about marriage, Brad said he and Angie would,
Their one condition is when George and his partner could.
Now this is the part where I am confused,
Its only gay people who try to marry and get refused.
Still I find myself asking, "Is George Clooney gay?"
I know we see him with women now and then,
Perhaps he is like Rock Hudson and likes to play pretend.
I don't understand why it would matter in this day and age,
Its not like being gay is to be kept like a beast locked in a cage.
You can be gay in Hollywood and still have fans,
I will tell you I still love George Clooney whether he likes women or a man.

Watching Chris Brown on Larry King

Anyone who has ever hit a woman always has an excuse,
They will say anything but admit to the abuse,
It seems that Chris Brown isn't different than any other man,
He won't admit to being an abuser, just as none of them can.
They are all big and bad as they strike you with their fists,
It looks like this happens to all, even to Chris.
Look at him on Larry King try to avoid the issue,
Feel my sorrow as I go get him his tissue.
Did he think of these things as he beat poor Rihanna's face???
There relationship seemed pretty good, what a waste!!!
I bet this wasn't the first time he laid a hand on her.
Abuse like that just doesn't come in a blur!!!
There are always signs of what is yet to come.
It just seems us ladies, why we are way too dumb!!!
Chris Brown just didn't start hurting her without a thought.
This was just the first time he went so far that he got caught.
He can blame anyone he wants for all I care,
He knows what really happened, he was there,
Watching Chris Brown on Larry King,
Why it made me want to vomit,
I hope no one wants to hear Chris Brown sing,
I hope someone finds a way to stop it.

Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me

Hit after Hit,
The Movies I make,
Making all the ladies knees shake,
Who am I??
Who could I be??
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's me.
I once had a wife,
I found our paths were no longer one,
I wanted kids,
She wanted none.
Then into my life walked in this woman,
Three adopted kids already under her bosom,
I found Angie and I were in sync,
I became part of her clan without a blink,
I just jumped right in,
Didn't give myself time to think.
I adopted her children without a thought,
She got pregnant and I was caught.
Three more babies she brought me,
Of her egg and my sperm,
Perfect little children,
All three superb.
Now here I am the father of six,
Not ready yet to make that leap,
Angie and I still living in sin,
But its ok, look at me grin.
The man all you men want to be,
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me.

Party Girl Extraordinaire

A baby I am,

Or I pretend to be,

With truth be known,

I am as smart as can be.

I act as if the cameras are not even there,

Who am I?

I am Starr Cannon,

Party Girl Extraordinaire.

Fifty-thousand a party,

Perhaps even more,

Here I am showing up,

All of me for you to adore.

Never mind I come from millions myself,

I have found a way to make my own wealth.

I create the latest trend,

I create the latest fad,
I found a path no one else had.
The It Girl you all want to be,
God broke the mold when he made me,
Here I am in the world without a care,
Starr Cannon,
Party Girl Extraordinaire.

Life On The D-List

Life on the D-List is hard you know,

But I still get to all the places you don't get to go,

I have more money than all A-Listers combined,

I have earned every penny working this behind.

Hardest working woman in showbiz I am,

I hustle my ass from here to Japan.

Still I don't get the respect I feel I deserve,

How much more time must I serve?

Life on the D-List is hard you know,

Forget the fact I have my own show.

The A-Listers might not appreciate me,

Perhaps its because of them I speak so free.

You and I like to laugh at their expense,

I really have nothing to say in my defense,

I shouldn't feel so rejected,

Being on the D-List should be expected.

You Have Your Kids To Think Of.....

Jon and Kate, please get it straight,


You have your kids to think of,


I watched this family once so full of love,


Raising their family of eight.


Now I cringe when I hear your name,


Look what has happened to your family due to fame.


Did you forget about the vows you took?


Don't you two care about how you look?


I did not know you were only a family of two,


Don't you realize everyone is looking at you?


Don't you care what your kids might think?


They made you all that money,


They got you all of this fame,


Don't you care about what they'll know?


Don't you feel any shame?


Your kids should have always came first,


Without them, we wouldn't not even know your name.


I see Jon with his young woman, you should be ashamed.


Kate with her bodyguard, are you two to blame?


Your kids have never had normal lives,


You make them work,


You both act like jerks,


And we all get to watch likes its some joke.


Thats the worst part of all,


The kids will hear about it from other kids at school,


It's not like they will be fools.


Kids have always been so cruel.


Don't you two feel the least bit small?


I must say you both make me sick,


Jon, your girlfriend of twenty-two,


Why are you only thinking about you?


You think your children don't come first!


I have so much anger towards you I feel I may burst.


Those kids didn't deserve this bad luck,


They don't deserve to see you at your worst,


The life you have made for them must really suck.


You can see how fake you two are,


Don't think your kids can't too,


Their being born brought you this far,


Without them, neither of you have a clue,


You need to quit while your ahead,


Get out of the public eye,


Give those kids a chance at a normal life,


It was them after all who made you a star.


Jon and Kate, former husband and wife.

I Just Wouldn't Know

Calm and assertive, that's the energy you give,

Entering our homes and giving us a new way to live,

Our canines, why they are running the show,

Doing things why, well, I just don't know.

National Geographic, was smart to trust in you,

I swear Cesar, without you, well, I wouldn't know what to do,

Walking our dogs with this confidence we did not feel,

How many dogs have you saved that were just about to be killed?

You walk in our doors, without giving our dogs a glance,

For some of these dogs, they are given just one more chance.

These are the dogs that attack for reasons only they know,

How many lives have you saved with just your show?

Every life you touch seems to get better,

Many of a time I have wanted to write you a letter.

Perhaps make a tape to get on your show,

What's wrong with my dog, Well, I just don't know.

This is why I have added you to my blog,

I think without you my life would be a mess,

I would be walking my dog a heck of alot less,

With all of your teachings I can walk my dog easy,

This makes the rest of my life more breezy.

My self- esteem has gone up for sure,

There is now so much more I can endure,

Without you, Cesar Milan, and your dog psychology,

Our lives wouldn't be as they have come to be.

I now more about my dog than I have ever known,

And I owe all to you Cesar Milan, and all that you've shown.

The Man With One Glove.

Let me tell you about the Michael Jackson we all know and love,
Michael Jackson, The man with one glove,
His voice was priceless, spun like gold,
His words magnificent, art to be told.
Feet so light, he floated upon the air,
His life, so short, why it just is not fair!
"How could he be taken so quickly?", I ask.
Michael was not done, he had not finished his task!
You did not give us time to blink,
You did not give us time to think,
You took him without giving us time to feel,
You took him without our knowing how to heal.
Michael's story has now been told,
It seems that now he will never grow old.
Peter Pan, he was, in Neverland,
And now it is how he will stay,
Young forever, if you may.
God, you must help me and hold my hand
Please give me away to understand.
I must have some time so that I may face,
The King of Pop has left our place.
The star we loved from boy to man,
Surely, my Lord this was not the plan.
The World as we know needed Michael longer,
It seems my Lord, your need of him was much stronger.
Perhaps my Lord, you needed his love,
Michael, Michael, the man with one glove.
I feel the world in its' daze.....
We all just can't believe that he is gone!
How do we manage to get along?
How do we get past this phase?
What do we do?
What do we say?
Our days are endless, bleak and gray.
It seems as if we always knew......
That our dear, sweet Michael would go away.....
Michael always had love to give,
Oh God! Why, oh, why could he not live?!!!
His words, his love, it broadened our days,
His music, his message, helped us in many ways.
What he left us will live on forever,
His message we will always treasure!
He had just so much love to give,
Why could he just not live?
Please make our days brighter through this despair,
As we curse you my Lord, it just is not fair!
Now our lives will be a monotonous task,
Why did you have to take him I ask?
The Michael we all know and love,
The King, The Legend,
The Man With One Glove.