Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me

Hit after Hit,
The Movies I make,
Making all the ladies knees shake,
Who am I??
Who could I be??
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's me.
I once had a wife,
I found our paths were no longer one,
I wanted kids,
She wanted none.
Then into my life walked in this woman,
Three adopted kids already under her bosom,
I found Angie and I were in sync,
I became part of her clan without a blink,
I just jumped right in,
Didn't give myself time to think.
I adopted her children without a thought,
She got pregnant and I was caught.
Three more babies she brought me,
Of her egg and my sperm,
Perfect little children,
All three superb.
Now here I am the father of six,
Not ready yet to make that leap,
Angie and I still living in sin,
But its ok, look at me grin.
The man all you men want to be,
Yeah, Brad Pitt, Yeah, That's Me.

Party Girl Extraordinaire

A baby I am,

Or I pretend to be,

With truth be known,

I am as smart as can be.

I act as if the cameras are not even there,

Who am I?

I am Starr Cannon,

Party Girl Extraordinaire.

Fifty-thousand a party,

Perhaps even more,

Here I am showing up,

All of me for you to adore.

Never mind I come from millions myself,

I have found a way to make my own wealth.

I create the latest trend,

I create the latest fad,
I found a path no one else had.
The It Girl you all want to be,
God broke the mold when he made me,
Here I am in the world without a care,
Starr Cannon,
Party Girl Extraordinaire.

Life On The D-List

Life on the D-List is hard you know,

But I still get to all the places you don't get to go,

I have more money than all A-Listers combined,

I have earned every penny working this behind.

Hardest working woman in showbiz I am,

I hustle my ass from here to Japan.

Still I don't get the respect I feel I deserve,

How much more time must I serve?

Life on the D-List is hard you know,

Forget the fact I have my own show.

The A-Listers might not appreciate me,

Perhaps its because of them I speak so free.

You and I like to laugh at their expense,

I really have nothing to say in my defense,

I shouldn't feel so rejected,

Being on the D-List should be expected.