Kate Gosselin Is Not Proud On How She Treated Jon

Kate Gosselin is not proud
of how she treated Jon,
She should be more worried
about her children, the pawns.
Both Jon and Kate really
make me sick,
I would like to take them both
out and beat them with sticks!!!
Now that everything is said
and done,
It looks like neither of them won!!!
They should both shut up and just
get back together,
Get their lives back and stay off
Television forever!!!!!

Jon Gosselin Is A Big Baby

Jon Gosselin is a big baby,
Just look what he did to his
kids and his lady,
He hooked up with
some young skank,
Took all their money
out of the bank.
Now he wants to apologize,
No one wants to hear
his cries,
No one wants to hear
his lies,
Get out the public
while you still can,
Show some pride
and that you are a man.

You Fooled Us All

She's the hottest on the big screen,
The creme of the crop,
Her face, that of a beauty queen,
A pair of legs that just won't stop!!!
It's all been a big lie!!!
I hate to say this.....
Megan Fox is a guy!!!
At first I couldn't believe my eyes,
But there was always something I could not place,
There always seemed to be something wrong with her face,
Now I know what was amiss,
Megan's whole look was all lies.
She's a man they say,
But this is not how she'll stay.
Her facade will then become true,
Yet still, the joke is on you.
Megan Fox,
You fooled us all,
I wonder if it'll all bite you in the ass,
If your popularity will fall,
Once you have become a lass,
Will Hollywood give you a call???
How will the men of the world react to this???
How will they react to this man who got away with ....
Being a miss!!!!